Hungry Anyone?

Sooo it’s around lunchtime, I’m thinking about food, the kitkat I just ate hasn’t filled me up, so what better to do than sit on my ass and look at food on the interweb instead of actually eating some.
Well looky looky… I think I may have found the most amazing place on earth. Greasy horrible fatty burgers, super high caffeine coke, and fags sans filters. All in one convenient location. Oh and did I mention the nurses? THE NURSES!! HAVE YOU SEEN THE NURSES??!! They even sell candy ciggies for the kids.

"Quadruple bypass please. Yeah I'll go large for 30p extra. I'll have a Diet Coke with that."


Finest Rump Steak. Rare.



I’m pretty sure I’ve made up my mind to sell everything I own and make a pilgrimage to this place. I’ll walk if I have to.

In un-related news, i think I found the bike on which the lawnmower-fufanu was invented.