Yeah rub it in mate....

Right, when I did all those bullet points I totally forgot to mention the thing you see below, but thinking about it it warrants a bit more than just a bullet point. Mikeys bloody magic trick. Now I’m not easily impressed with magic tricks, generally I don’t care that much, but when Mike did this I was pretty stoked. Then immediately annoyed because he got all high and mighty because he knew how and I didn’t, well… don’t. The annoying thing is that it’s not even slight of hand, it just shouldn’t happen, but it does. He’s such a smug little twat, sitting there in the pizza shop watching me try and make it work. Even Cooper made it work, but conveniently he ‘learnt’ it while I was out of earshot for a minute. Mike King literally ruined my whole trip because of this trick. Mike, I hope you’re proud of yourself! It still doesn’t get you friends though.

DUNK CAN'T DO THIS..

don't hate me coz you aint me..



x

Sorry everyone I'm a lazy lame loser who aliterates

You know Updates yeh? well it seems like I don't. I'm rubbish yeah yeah no pics for ages. Well who even goes on here anyway.

Right so Estonia was good. My Bullet point run-down from Belfast a few weeks back seemed well received so I may as well do that again seeing as it would appear many of you have simple tastes.
In no particular order, I will endeavor to list whatever pops in to my head:
Ok, Here goes.
Here it is.
Get ready.
Um.......
Right:

• Not that cold
• Not that cheap
  
• Chase Hawk was working at the hotel
• Samwise was a funny colour a lot
• Cam shading off like a cat
• BMX riding was good
• Getting crushed to death in the coach door
• Isaac Lesser sleeping in chips
• Making new friends
• Pretty girls
• Lots of pretty girls
• Smashed flash
• Small american man dancing
  
• Bruzas gap
• All the local men look like convicts
  
• Dancing on ice




• Smoking waaaaay to much
• Drinking within my limits for hours and hours and hours
  
• Bulldog on ice
• Bars to hang-5. Go on son!
• English ale in a foreign country
• They eat Carp
  
• I found a beret
  

• Lobby Beer bongs
  

• Disconcerting signs telling me the lift is likely to ignite when used
• Hanging out with Chris Russel for the first time in literally years
• Martyn Cooper only mentioning the metal pin in his leg once the whole time, as opposed to 5 times a day
• Catfishes bitches thinking they were it when they were in fact the least hot girls in the whole city. Note: Applying makeup with a paintball gun does not make you hot.

I think there are many more. I can't think of them right now.

Upon retuning home I was re-united with this skinny white freak.
He has been sashaying around NZ and South America for months with his wife, no doubt buying beads, wearing a sarong and generally being 'mellow' (apart from when I made him think he had rabies). He tried to re-purchase my friendship by bestowing upon me these hand woven foot bags.

It worked. Everyone needs Mexican foot bags in their life. Nice to have you back old bean. And no he's not my brother.

More to come? I wouldn't hold your breath.

Why haven't I thought of this before....?

I spend so long stressing about how I'm going to get all my photo gear from A to B safely on a plane. And having always travelled light i.e using a backpack, I tend to forget that suitcases even exist. And It's got wheels! Awesome!
I'm off to Estonia tomorrow at the crack of dawn. Should be a fun time. Pretty cold there though. Although I did just find my gloves which I thought I'd lost. Result.
Also just booked a flight to Florida in May. Get in. I'm a traveller, therefore I'm a pikey. Mush.
Bye!

You Ain't No Rockstar!

Aiit! Me, Isaac and Martyn Cooper Rockstar Supreme minced right up north with Hitchcox and the very organized Vienna (Hitchers missus) for a bit of new years fun and a smidgen of riding bikes. We drove up on the 30th fully loaded with ham salad sarnies, crisps, drinks, clementines (not satsumas) courtesy of Vienna, which took about 8 hours to Glasgow then rode Unit 23 for a while. That place is cold. The bowl is rad though, like the little devil one. There was some kids there ruining it which was cool.
We drove to Aberdeen the next day and hooked up with some old friends (and some new ones) and sharked our way into the new year.
Mingo at 20/20 sorted out a lock in Jam following the new year celebrations which was cool. The locals there all all well good, and a funny bunch. I'm pretty sure Simon Gibb fancied Martyn because he couldn't leave the poor boy alone. I think Martyn liked the attention though because he kept on flirting right back. Quite cute I suppose.
I was pretty lazy with the photo's to be honest. Actually i was just getting in to it when the lock in ended. Ho Hum. I've put them on here cos there's only three.
There was loads more fun stuff that happened, but in jokes are never fun for the people who weren't there.
I must say cheers to Fisher for letting three strangers sleep on his floor for a few nights, and the same to Ozzy Chris, even though he's just a glorified version of us tramps.

Happy new year yeah?

Front jam, 10foot bowl. Brave.
I wanted to get a good feet-in-camera shot
Old Skool 3

I have just read all that back and I must say it's the laziest bit of writing I have ever done.
Do suink.