Sorry everyone I'm a lazy lame loser who aliterates

You know Updates yeh? well it seems like I don't. I'm rubbish yeah yeah no pics for ages. Well who even goes on here anyway.

Right so Estonia was good. My Bullet point run-down from Belfast a few weeks back seemed well received so I may as well do that again seeing as it would appear many of you have simple tastes.
In no particular order, I will endeavor to list whatever pops in to my head:
Ok, Here goes.
Here it is.
Get ready.
Um.......
Right:

• Not that cold
• Not that cheap
  
• Chase Hawk was working at the hotel
• Samwise was a funny colour a lot
• Cam shading off like a cat
• BMX riding was good
• Getting crushed to death in the coach door
• Isaac Lesser sleeping in chips
• Making new friends
• Pretty girls
• Lots of pretty girls
• Smashed flash
• Small american man dancing
  
• Bruzas gap
• All the local men look like convicts
  
• Dancing on ice




• Smoking waaaaay to much
• Drinking within my limits for hours and hours and hours
  
• Bulldog on ice
• Bars to hang-5. Go on son!
• English ale in a foreign country
• They eat Carp
  
• I found a beret
  

• Lobby Beer bongs
  

• Disconcerting signs telling me the lift is likely to ignite when used
• Hanging out with Chris Russel for the first time in literally years
• Martyn Cooper only mentioning the metal pin in his leg once the whole time, as opposed to 5 times a day
• Catfishes bitches thinking they were it when they were in fact the least hot girls in the whole city. Note: Applying makeup with a paintball gun does not make you hot.

I think there are many more. I can't think of them right now.

Upon retuning home I was re-united with this skinny white freak.
He has been sashaying around NZ and South America for months with his wife, no doubt buying beads, wearing a sarong and generally being 'mellow' (apart from when I made him think he had rabies). He tried to re-purchase my friendship by bestowing upon me these hand woven foot bags.

It worked. Everyone needs Mexican foot bags in their life. Nice to have you back old bean. And no he's not my brother.

More to come? I wouldn't hold your breath.