PPP Okerface PPP Okerface ma ma ma ma

Today we found the search butting on our car stereo. you can press it and it just skips through every available station until you stop it. If you leave it long enough lady GaGa will come on (avg. 10 mins) This is how we roll.
We visited gainsville skatepark which was a bit skatey, but made a fun group photo. we did still sweat harder than jeremy beadle in a glove shop though. Not before poking a 13ft gator in a cage though. Tim and Barry got in to their pants and did some sunbathing by a bit of stagnant water.
Later on we went to a nice tall wide midi where Bruza went to the moon (breaking the record for the highest air on that ramp) and ant P did some tech.
I've just got back from a few drinks with my roomies and bel. we were just getting into it when we had to go home cos it was going home time. Still haven't been out properly yet, but we will. we must.
I don't want to write any more, Hitcher has just removed his shorts. make of that what you will.

day 2

Oh hello. It's very very hot. it was about 30 degrees by about 8am. And humid as hell too. Rubbish. This meant that us pasty englishmen have spent the day going 'ooh it's fucking hot ain't it!' and other similar weather related whinges. We had a hummer yesterday but changed it for a big toyota people carrier because the hummer, despite its [perceived yet non-existant] fanny magnetism had literally no room in it what so ever.
Anyway we went to the beach where bruza and Sonny decided it would be a good idea to throw an american football full pelt at each other right where the sunbathers layed, nearly bringing an end to some poor old ladies life. There were lots of pretty girls in bikinis. Lots. Pretty.
Then went to Merritt Island to ride some big park. The ramps were pretty old, with .wood frames and rather oddly, metal decks. But their metal decks were all rusty and very grippy so all went rather well really. The riding was quite good, james harrison did a 540 to barkeless nosepick (kind of, and i'm not saying if it was intentional or not, or whether or not he actually pulled it) (he didn't). Ant pearson was quiet, then amazing, then quiet again. he did a whip to footjam whip, as well as a 3whip to 180 nosepick. What a jerk. Big Bazza was throwing some sweet nothings about too which was rad. Ummmmm, what else..... Oh yeah we saw aligator roadkill on the road, pretty cool.
I think that's it really, we have been listening to lady gaga all day (it is on the radio every minute, you just have to look for it) actually i'm listening to the old tart right now.
Go away.

Floridaizzler

Got to Florida today. Fucking mission collecting bags and shit. So hot here, 35 degrees and humid. I'm planning on going on a human catapult.

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Radders!

Got sent this the other day. Looks pretty awesome. I think the route is about 4 miles.
Nothing is quite as fun as bombing through saturday London traffic and causing mayhem with a load of other riders! Be sure to register if you want to join the fun!
Don't forget your Jofa!

Does Anyone Remember Gentle Ben?

It was a big friendly bear who lived in Florida. Well I'm going there on Monday to find him with a load of other people. What I mean is I'm going with a load of people to find him, not like I'm going to find him with a load of people he shouldn't be with or someting.

In between trying to find the hairy boy we plan to do things like A) Ride bikes, B) Get hot, C) Get drunk, D) Get lost (?), E) Put on our best English accents to entice human females, F) Dance, D) Get farmers tans. Also E) Go in the sea, but that depends on whether Orlando is by the sea or not, I haven't actually checked.

Also, in honour of my birthday, Mesh Skatepark have decided to have a small jam, which is really thoughtful. I know it doesn't mention me or my Birthday on the flyer, but rest assured it's going to be all about me and my big day (which is actually tomorrow - thanks in advance for the cards and WH Smith vouchers). When I find Ben I'm going to saddle him up and do a Bear Flair.

I may attempt to do updates on a daily basis off the Iphone. No promises though.